|1.||that was my thigh|
A fat person's excuse to when you hit them clearly in the area to where their nuts should be, but their junk is really just small and covered by layers of fat.
GUY: What is the capital of Thailand?
FAT GUY: I don't know...
GUY: BANG COCK! *Hits Fat Guy in "nuts"*
FAT GUY: That was my thigh...