| 36. | Herpotologist | ||
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one who studies things that are almost the same, but are slightly different Jenni-" Man, that was a good arse orange."
Kyle-"Double U tee eff! That was a clemintine!" Herpotologist-"That is correct, sir." |
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| 37. | switching my plates | ||
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Beck uses this terminology in the lyrics of "hell yes". I believe it means to change vinyl records on turntables when DJing. "Cleaning the floor" could also be a DJ-centric piece of terminology. "My beat is correct" definitely relates to DJing, hence my belief that "Switching my plates" is another way of relating the kinetic act of playing vinyl records on two turntables. "Hell yes...
now I'm calling you out, I'm switching my plates... Hell yes... now I'm cleaning the floor, my beat is correct" |
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| 38. | CNN | ||
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Crisis News Network.
The widely known and watched news station on TV, CNN, which ACTUALLY stands for "Cable News Network", will take almost any subject, and will over-exaggerate it to death. Most of the time, running news stories for weeks at a time. CNN will also take any subject, and try and create news off things that are connected TO the subject, but talk about things that have no relation to the point "Breaking news, catasrophe in downtown Toronto, a Go-Train has stopped 50 meters from the station. Police don't know what caused the incident, but noone was believed to be hurt. Foul play has been ruled out."
"Now Tom, the Go-Train rides on a 5 inch thick electrically charged super-conducting alloy correct?" "Yes that is correct Dave" "Can you tell us the chemical composition of that metal over the next 20 minutes?" "Coming up next on CNN, the pope coughs, fear sweeps over the nation." |
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| 39. | oklahoma | ||
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A place fille with rednecks. It's pretty much Texas only smaller and with far less people. Iv'e been to most of the 50 states and Oklahoma isn't much different from any other central southern state, its got it's good and bad points, the bad being the rednecks, the good being you can get the best barbeque in the country there and in texas. People there need to recognize that they are country boys. I'm a New Yorker and even with NY's problems, I recognize that I am one, not deny it. same way that Californians are lazy liberals and need to recognize it. Oklahomans, if you want to be sophisticated city slickers, then move to Boston or NY or something! Oklahoman: Us good ol boys with our pickups and beer n guns are so-phisticated!
New Yorker: No your not. Get over it. If you want to be sophisticated come up north and live the city life. If you want to stay a country boy stay there. Californian: Up with abortion and gay marriage, dude! (Note: I am not saying it is bad to be a country boy, that is a fine lifestyle for those who prefer it. Same goes to the california valley girls and surfers, if thats the way you want to live that is fine, those ways are as good as my way, but I'm just saying you cant live in a trailer in Oklahoma and drive a 1959 Ford pickup and be sophisticated.) |
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| 40. | I Know Black People | ||
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A skit on Chappele's show In which there is a game show titled "I Know Black People." Questions such as "Is pimpin' easy" and "Why do black people love menthol" are asked and whoever gets the most correct wins. "How can black people rise up and overcome?"
"... can they?" "That is correct" "How can black people rise up and overcome?" "Get out and vote?" "No I'm sorry that is not correct" |
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| 41. | York University | ||
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York University is despised upon by other Toronto universities, such as the University of Toronto and Ryerson. It was once ranked #2 on Maxim's 'Sexiest Schools in North America' list. A lot of uptight, yet hot, girls attend this fine institution. Home of the rich and posh whose mommy and daddy buy their education. Known for programs such as the Schulich Business School and Osgoode Hall Law School (which I might add is the largest law school in Canada). It's Political Science program has received accolades and is considered one of the best in the country. Notoriously known for it's left-wing students and professors, and brawls between the Jews and Palestinians.
All hail York! U of T chick: Nice Louis Vuitton purse. You must be a student at York.
Yorkie girl: Indeed, that is correct. or You're a member of the NDP? You must be/or have attended York University before! No one can have such leftist ideals and not be a Yorkie! |
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| 42. | rasmi | ||
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Hebrew.
1. The bottom line of things, practical and honest. 2. A positive answer to someone, meaning you are convinced that what he or she said is true. Mostly has to do with an opinion that is so correct, you might as well think of it as a fact. 1. A: "I think I love my girlfriend."
B: "You think?" A: "yeh." B: "And Rasmi?" A: "Oh, I don't know." 2. A: "This movie is the greatest movie ever made!" b: "rasmi!" |
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