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36. Walmart soul
A person who appears at first to have a heart of gold and also appears to be the nicest person ever, but then later regardless of how well your friendship or relationship with them is going they decide to chicken out or be a douche bag for no reason. Pretty soon the person who you spent most of your time with turns into a cheap fuck and doesn't want to give you a dime of their time any longer.

The characteristics of someone that has a Walmart soul include (but is not limited to):
1. The person who is easy to fall for.
2. The friend in your life who can finish your sentences.
3. The person who can read your mind.
4. The person that says flirtatious things to you without realizing it then gets bothered when you took what they said as a flirt.
5. The person who's texts messages, emails, or phone calls keeps every night's sleep exciting to you because you know that every morning they'll send you one of the things previously mentioned.

People that have Walmart souls are very hard to deal with and are indeed very sad individuals. Countering a Walmart soul is very difficult because a person with a Walmart soul is usually very intelligent and normally only leaves friendships in the dust as a defense mechanism so they aren't at risk for getting hurt again.
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37. Cyberets dysfunction
A person that has to constantly say everything on their mind on a blog in order to feel relevant even at a time when no one else is contributing to the said blog. Person is unable to hold themselves back like with Turrets syndrome they also may encounter a type of tic. Typically in the fingers or what they type with. An armless person who types with their feet may have tic in their toes.
Ward commented on a sports blog at:

Ward @ 2:06A.M. I would like to make a comment on Pendleton. I wonder if he got a book for Dummies on How To Be A First Base Coach?

Ward @ 2:12A.M. Anyways you get the idea…….To the Heat Fans your team sucks!!!! Get over it!!!! Trust in Kimbrel’s stuff! He has a great fastball; I think he could be as good as Rob Dibble…..

Ward @ 2:15A.M. Instead of The Heat. Your team should be called the Char-Coals……. Just a little joke!! Anyone listening?? Time for bed night all…..and be good!

Ward @ 2:18A.M. My toilet is stopped up!?! Man how did humans ever exist without plumbing?!

Ward @ 2:21A.M. Why does it hurt when I poopy? My bum hurts!? Go!! Braves!!!

Other Blogger @ 8:00A.M. WTF?!?!?! I think Ward has Cyberets dysfunction!!
38. Panusindyanus
Noun.
1. Word used to describe a penis that has been inserted into an anus, always used in third person.
2. A sharp pain in the sphincter or rectum as a result of penile penetration.
3. A person who deserves a slightly more vulgar title than pain-in-the-ass
1. He only wanted to retrive his soap, but now he's got a throbbing panusindyanus.

2. I don't want to work with Steve, He's a panusindyanus.
39. lebron james
nba player of clevland cavilers (2004-2010) and miami heat (2010-present day) in 2010 espn forced him to make his dicsision of staying with the cavs or go somwhere else. he chose to go to miami but cosidering the fact that the cavs got a new coach who by the way is a faggot who started the haters program aka im with dan, so i dont see why lebron has so many haters now i still like the guy and im from clevland. any way lebron james left because the new coach is a fag he didnt mean to hurt anyone in clevland so the rest of my town owes him an apoligy besides the new coach also made z and shaq leave too z went with lebron to heat and shaq went to the celtics so stop hatin on him he didant do any thing wrong
me: heat is going to the finals i hope they win
faggot: you like heat? why wouldyou do that to your home town!
me: because ;ebron is not a trator he just felt like leaving because the new coach for the cavs is a douche
cavs coach: what di you say about me?
me: you heard it i like heat asshole
cavs coach: you like lebron and z!? and also shaq
me:*bang*
old cavs coach: you killed him, yay i can be coach again then they will come back right?
me: yeah but remember lebron james has to finish out the season before coming back
40. Jocelyn Gutierrez
A girl with many insecurities. Beautiful on the inside and out but doesn't think she's good enough for anyone. Has been hurt by many guys and that makes her not trust them. She's a great friend and will do just about anything to make you smile. She's amazing in relationships, very trustworthy and caring. She believes in being faithful because it's how she is. She's also an amazing kisser! Trust me, once you've met her you'll never want to let her go. So if you happen to meet Jocelyn Gutierrez, be happy you've found her and try your best to never let her go. You'll regret it later if you do.
Guy #1: I'll never meet anyone that has loved me so much as Jocelyn Gutierrez did.

Guy #2: Yeah, you let a good one slip away.
41. You shut your whorish mouth!
A complete exclamation designed to express an emotional reaction to the person in which the comment/sentence is directed.

The advantage, and disadvantage, of this approach is that it fully states its message, leaving nothing to the imagination of the person in which it is directed.

An exclamation made by one person to another, demanding silence from said person, generally in a friendly and/or joking manner, but not limited to just that.

An angry, but generally unnecessary, outburst - often aimed at a female that has just hurt a male's ego verbally.
On the television: There's a break in the comedic program, sending the show into commercial break. There's a moment of silence.

Jane: looks at her sister "YOU SHUT YOUR WHORISH MOUTH!"
Jill: looks back at her "WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO YOUR HOME ON WHORE ISLAND?!"

Both: ***Explode into peals of laughter then go back to watching the television***
42. offensive language
Get someone to realise the truth about themselves in just a few words and yes ofcourse it going to hurt hence the word offensive.
the student calls the teacher a moreon ... and ofcourse that the truth if he/she has to sit to sit there looking at the teacher talk for bloody two hours. the teacher will find the word a form of offensive language.
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