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57. middle school
a place where you go from being a semi-normal elementary school kid, to an assface, dickweed, or cool person. Also, the child will listen to shitty music, like All amarican rejects, Fall out Boy, Coldplay, or rap. The administration will beat on these poor childeren and know-nothing teachers will try to shove the poor kid with 5000 word easys for homework, and lie to them. Then they move on to high school, that is even worse.
My middle school is so fucking gay
58. binge dreamer
Someone who wastes a consecutive amount of days on dreams that will never be realized due to them being complete failures and social outcasts. Binge dreamers have universal characteristics such as; low self esteem, poor hygiene, lack of exercise leading towards disgusting disfigurement a.k.a. being hella fat. Much like the side effects of binge drinking, binge dreaming can and for the most part always is mortally harmful and deadly.
"That greasy kid from dorm room 3a is without a doubt showing tell tale signs of binge dreaming, the asshole can hardly stand with all that weight from his self induced responsibilities and goal maintenance. What a Filthy piece of shit binge dreamer."

"Oh you mean Joel? Nah he's just mentally crushed from flunking the entire semester cause he was imagining all the rad things he was going to accomplish and not studying his ass off like a real person."
59. East Lansing Diploma Factory
1. AKA Michigan State University - an 'institution' of
'supposedly' higher learning (for monkees - and
arsonists, I guess).
2. Training ground for future failed middle managers
of dead-ended careers and lives (Super-size it !)
3. Biggest undergraduate rip-off around: herded into class
sizes of 1000+, dormitories akin to Auschwitz, T.A.'s
who don't even know the subject matter; one actually
comes out of this asylum a bigger idiot than upon first
arriving, if that's possible.
After a night of heavy partying on campus and before starting his new job as an assistant lawn cutter, Wally awoke only to find he had inadvertently used his recently received diploma from the East Lansing Diploma Factory as an ass wipe. 'That's okay', he consoled himself, 'besides I can always go into any one of the many bars they have here and look for the toilet paper dispensers in the mens room.' Specifically, Wally was referring to certain dispensers that have printed on them: 'Bachelors Degrees From This Institution. Please Take One.' Hell, take several ! Give them to your friends ! You can never have too many ass wipes at the Ol' ELDF !
60. Bayshore Middle School
Located in Middletown NJ, this school of grades 6-8 is commonly defined by most students as "full of drama". From 8:00am to 2:37pm you sit and soak up useless information, while listening to rumors of who did what to who and who got suspended for what. You are forced to do work that the Middletown Board of Education thinks will benifit you, but really just dosnt teach you anything. You also have to follow strict rules such as, no fip flops, no tank tops, no energy drinks, no cameras(even on the last day), no PDA, no halloween costomes, the list goes on. The mascot is a dolphin, colors are obnoxious blue and gold and the sports teams suck. Bayshore is full of the common middle school social groups.

Popular Girls: Girls that think that everyone loves them, when in reality everyone hates them because they are bitches. They usualy wear Abercrombie and Hollister and thier parents give them pretty much whatever they want. They have pin straight hair, go tanning and all look exactly the same. They go out with skaters/athletic kids.

Skaters: Skinny adolescent boys that think they're tough but can't even take a punch. They wear skater clothes and idolize Tony Hawk while trying to get with popular girls. They are rude to any lower social class.

Cheerleaders: Evil fake bitches who think that they are better then everyone else.

Athletic Boys(Jocks): Kids who are really tall and are on bascically every sports team. They get good grades and date cheerleaders(see above).

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61. Middle School
THE WORST YEARS OF YOUR LIFE!

You cannot make it throughout 2 (or 3 depends) years of this hellhole without atleas experiencing each of the following things atleast once...

1:DRAMA!!! FUCK!!!!
2: Losing one of your good friends from elemntary school because of DRAMA!
3: Not being able to conenctrate on anything because of DRAMA!
4: jacking off in the school bathrooms (u all know uve tried it)
5: Starving all day only to be served food that tastes worse than your shit made by lunch ladies that look like they got radiation sickness.
6: making friends that know you from the inside out, and u can talk to them about anything, they understand all the shit uve been through and they can relate.
7: noticing that teachers are NOT always right, infact they are usually wrong.
8: forming a deep hatred for all establishment and not looking forward to school at all.
9: shitting your brains out after u eat that chili! OH BOY!
10: having a girl touch ur penis when she is high on ecstacy and u dont even kno it.
11: smoking weed!
6th grader: OMG IM SO ExCITED FOR MIDDLE SCHOOL! IM GONNA BE RUNNING BACK FOR THE FOOTBALL TEAM AND ILL TEAR THE SCHOOL UP OMG!!!

middle schooler: poor child, u dont kno wat ur in for go fuck urself
62. Cox High School
Cox High is full of snobby ass white kids who think that they are the shit. It is full of preppy rich girls and stupid skater/surfer blonde guys. and of course the black kids who think that they own the entire school. They will walk so SLOW right infront of you and then just stop so you trip behind them. or they will just stand there in the middle of the hall like they own it, or when they walk act like YOU have to move out of THEIR way because they are superior. There is not one "real" person there except for the nerds. At least they have the guts to be themselves. They don't act like someone that they aren't. All of the girls are backstabbers and all of the guys just want to get in your pants. It is full of stupid immature dramatic druggies. At least every person in that school has done or is doing drugs or drinking. Its not a secret. That is why we have visits from dogs who go around sniffing for them. This school and everyone in it should burn or learn to be themselves. and lately its full of teen girls getting pregnant.
went to cox high school, and still do *pukes*
63. Gilbert School
In Winsted, it is the only high school that actually belongs to the damn town. There is another, better school in Winsted, but raggies aren't allowed in. Gilbert is your basic hole of hell, where there are some cool people but enough gay ass regulations and retards and not enough money to separate "us" from "them." It isn't the worst school in America, but it's up there. So far, nobody has been stabbed in school. Oh, and the Gilbert Yellowjackets suck at everything. Especially Football. People who go to Gilbert range from awesome to total douchebag.
Punk-ass prep from Nwew Hartford: You go to Gilbert School? Eww, I need to wash my hands!

Gilbertian: "SHAZAM!" *kicks the prep*
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