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thank wank 

Thank Wank - A form of manual sex (stimulation by the hand) given in a gracious display of respect to someone who has done you a favour or otherwise indebted you.
Antonio: Can you get me a discount on this product with your trade account?
Mac: Sure man!
Antonio: Sweet! I owe you a thank wank!
Mac: Awwww yiss!

Alternatively

Antonio: Mac got me a sweet deal this weekend!
Stevo: Word son! You best get that man a thank wank!
Antionio: Way ahead of ya stevo!
Stevo: Finger lickin good!
thank wank by Loose As A Moose July 29, 2014
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thinkwanking 

Verb - 1. Imagining something so exciting you achieve orgasm. 2. Fantasizing about something when no other stimuli is available an attempt to achieve orgasm.
I was so bored, I started thinkwanking about what I was going to do to my girl after work.

Did you see the girl by the tulips, I'm totally thinkwanking about her right now.
thinkwanking by Tulip_Man April 20, 2009

Thanwanthiran 

I have been used like a thanwanthiran
Thanwanthiran by swesha October 7, 2020

thanjanks 

thanks. Thank you, but less formal
"Your the best, thanjanks, dude"
"Aww.. man, no problem"
thanjanks by bitch2daresque October 9, 2005

tanktank 

i have to go tanktank
tanktank by kyle#1 May 10, 2011

tankawank 

when you absolutley stretch another mans anus so wide u could fit a tank in him
shut up ryan dont make me tankawank you
tankawank by hdhfiov April 23, 2019

Thanwanthiran 

A lonely child who just wants love. believe it or not, he is a playboy but as u can see, it never works. He tries to make music but it is just trash and dogwater. If u find urself with a than, run as fast and far as u can cuz u is the most clingy person u will ever find.
EWWWWW LOOK, IT'S A THANWANTHIRAN. RUNNNNNNNNNN!