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verb. i-tiss
Drowsy or sleepy effect linked to digesting large meals, usually high in fat or salt content. Note: The digestive system uses roughly 60% of your energy while you idle about daily, so after eating large meals the digestive system takes energy from other areas of the body, allowing it to work faster, and bringing about a sleepy effect. Melinda planned on waking up early and doing some shopping on Black Friday, but after her huge Thanksgiving meal the itis set in, and she woke up late in the afternoon.
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| 44. | Black Friday | ||
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The friday immediately following thanksgiving. Some spots can be hellish, like Target, Walmart, Walmart, Kohls, or any other major store chain. Some people get this idea of camping out in their car in a store parking lot so they can be the first into the store when opens pathetically early like 4am or so. It's not too weird to hear to ladies fighting over a toy. I just watched these two women fighting over a copy of a stupid video game during the black friday sale
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| 45. | black friday | ||
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The day after Thanksgiving, on which thousands of people flock to the stores like lemmings, risking getting trampled just to save a few dollars even though they have a whole month to do their Christmas shopping. Also of note: retailers sometimes understock the shelves to create an illusion of scarcity. That "last item in the store" that you just bought was probably one of many "last items" sitting in the store room. Black Friday makes complete nuts out the sanest people; mothers will kill each other just to get a doll for little Suzie.
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| 46. | blackfridayzed | ||
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it's that specific dazed gleam in one's eyes A rare asymptomatic behavioral condition caused by the combination of contributing factors that only (usually)take place one day a year, The biggest shopping day of the year- the Friday after Thanksgiving-.this holiday combination of eating too much turkey & stuffing and rum & eggnog the night before, then going shopping at 4am surrounded by the mass of other peoples frantically trying to get a bargain price/right gift for whomever will become visually apparent by midday Friday the individual will look like a zombie, void of any thought and just shuffling along slowly as if in a trance still trying to make random purchases dazed like thye've bin stunned with a tazer weapon "hey bro, your mom just took out 20 feet of fence coming up the driveway, she looked blackfridayzed damn! good thing there's only one day a year that this could happen!" "yeah, she looked like that this morning when she left to go shop AT 3AM!"
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| 47. | Plaid Friday | ||
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An alternative to Black Friday; Plaid Friday encourages people to do their holiday shopping with locally owned and independent businesses the day after Thanksgiving. Created in 2009 in Oakland, CA and adopted in New England in 2010. E.F. decided to buy all his holiday gifts from his towns independent retailers on Plaid Friday this year, instead of trekking to the mall for Black Friday
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| 48. | Avoid the Mall Day | ||
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On the day after Thanksgiving (a.k.a. Black Friday) all shopping areas are total chaos. Rather than fighting insane crowds to save a few dollars, the smart people stay home and avoid the malls on that Friday. I hate holiday shopping crowds, so I honor Avoid the Mall Day and do my shopping on-line.
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| 49. | trampedoed | ||
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what happens to you when the store doors open on black friday at 4am. a combination of the words "trampled", "stampede", and "torpedoed". i went shopping for vintage socks at ross this morning, but i got trampedoed before i could make it past the cashiers. -cyrus
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