transabled 

Acting physically disabled when in reality you're not handicapped and just stupid

Person 1:"I feel bad for that lady in a wheelchair over there"
Person 2:"Her? She's fine, just transabled. She's probably just mentally handicapped."

transabled by AnAngryMongoose November 18, 2016

Transabled 

When a non-disabled person pretends to be disabled. Reasons why people do this ranges, but the most common one is when you're too lazy to do shit.

"Hello Martha, I cannot come to your house for the project. I'm transabled."

Transabled by myairpods2.0 February 22, 2019

Thankscleaning 

The time of year where you realize you hate listening to half of the people on Facebook so you decide to delete them around Thanksgiving to make it EXTRA special.

"Tiffany has been spamming my Facebook news feed with a whole bunch of non-sense that I hate hearing. I can't wait 'til Thankscleaning so I can un-friend her with good intentions"

Thankscleaning by Mr.BF November 27, 2012

Transabled 

A shitty excuse just to use disabled parking

Theres that bitch Courtney again, saying she's transabled using a handicap parking spot when she can walk.

Transabled by Shitfuck blondefag October 21, 2021

transabled 

People who become disabled by choice.

She wanted to be blind so she poured acid into her eyes. She's transabled.

transabled by 8w8 June 10, 2022

Tankable 

One of the lowest designations for a girl in the Hotness index. A tankable is a girl that you need at least a 6 pack in you before you think about having sex with

Meh that chick is only tankable lets drink more

Tankable by Copperspot of the Undercity May 18, 2009

Transabled 

An absolute freak of nature who identifies as disabled when they are in fact, not disabled. Aaand this is what social media is doing to the todays youth

Hey James can you come fix my shed?
I can’t I’m transabled.
No James, your a lazy shit and using a fake disability to hide away from life

Transabled by Snowboy999 June 9, 2022