| 1. | frizzle | ||
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a bastardization of "free" Snoop Dizzog can be thanked for this new trend of urban talk. I get all of that food fo' frizzle?!? That tizzy off the hizzy fo sheezzy!!
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| 2. | purple turtle | ||
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Squeezing the penis in a vagina so hard it turns purple. Dee gave Dustin a purple turtle, so he thanked her and gave her a buck.
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| 3. | queef | ||
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a vaginal air expulsion in an audible fashion, as often heard during sex she queefed when i was eating her out, but i thanked her for the breath of fresh air
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| 4. | industry-standard | ||
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(noun;adjective) One-hundred eighty pounds - the accepted weight at which a chubby girl is truly classified as a fat chick, no ifs, ands or buts (but definitely too much "butt"). As porker lard seems to increase exponentially in effect, a "double industry-standard" is about 220 lbs. and a "triple" starts around 260. As the industry-standard bullied her way past Glenn, he smiled and once again thanked Heaven that his wife was nowhere near industry-standard weight.
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| 5. | thank you | ||
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To beat off into your own mouth. I just thanked you. It tasted good
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| 6. | Venus Butterfly | ||
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The Venus Butterfly is a MANUAL sex act performed on a female. If you can get ORAL squeezed in there, too, then you are either magic or fucking Plasticman. First thing, the Venus Butterfly requires plenty of lube. Place splayed hands together and approach the vaginal area. Index fingers will surround the clitoris. Third and fourth fingers will enter the vaginal canal. Pinkies will either slide in the anus or fold out of the way (depending on your female's preference.) Gently open and close your hands. This will force your hands in and out of the orifices/ orifii? also appearing as a fluttering butterfly. It will take some practice to perfect, but you will be remembered and thanked upon achieving any measure of adeptness. Although thought to be either simple g-spot stimulation, or oral sex, you must have the concentration and dexterity of a puppeteer to perform the Venus Butterfly.
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| 7. | ghost poo | ||
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A poo excreted in which requires no whiping afterwards, seeming as though it didnt occur in the first place.
A ghost poo usually tends to be hard (no smearing) and thick causing the anal rectum to enlarge and expand wide enough that it doesnt touch the hole, or the cheeks. Andy thanked higher forces somewhere beyond our world knowing he was lucky that no wiping was required today for his grandfather Ernest. Ernest had a "ghost poo."
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