| 1. | Obama | ||
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A guy that is a favorite among young people, blacks, those in Mid-level management as well as executives. The number one thing these people say is we need change. The next thing they say in a cult tone and glazed over look "It's time for a black President." It's not time for shit. Nothing is given to anyone. Either you are the best choice with the greater balance of experience and understanding or you are not. These people seem to think this is American Idol. With this stupid logic maybe it's time for a Chinese quarterback for the New York Giants. If he cannot play and has never even seen a football, who gives a shit, It makes me feel better.
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To those that say, "It's time for a black President." I say this is not a game to employee naive motherfuckers cause they happen to be black, Jewish or whatever and it makes you feel good. This is the real deal. We got a naive son of a naive rich guy in the White House now. Replacing him with a naive Half black guy whose grew up in a Honolulu high rise isn't going to change anything. That's right, Mr. Ghetto grew up in a high rise owned by his white grandmother who was the Vice President of bank of Hawaii. She sent him to the best private school on the island. Before that he and his mother live with his Indonesian step-father who was an oil manager. I did not know managers of oil companies were poor. His Ghetto story is just another fairy tale |
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| 2. | Joe Biden | ||
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1. Barack Obama's Vice Presidental candidate. He is the old white guy that was too old and too white for the democratic party. Obama chose him for the ticket because he is actually qualified to be president and Obama knows in his heart that he is nothing more than a charlatan who can give a damn good speech. Joe Biden will perform Dick Cheney like duties while working for president Obama. He will do all the real work while Obama sits back in the oval office snorting cocaine and smoking pot. Essentially Joe Biden should have been voted as the Democratic Nominee but liberals are freaks who are obsessed with tree hugging and for some reason harbor all this white guilt that convinces them that having a black man as president will do some sort of good for the country as a whole.
2. The 45th President of the United States of America. Joe Biden took office after the assination of Barack Obama by Hillary Clinton. 3. The guy who let Barack Obama make a cuckold bukkake film with his wife in order to become vice president. (Liberal Freak) "I'm going to vote for Barack Obama. This country needs a black president."
(Joe Biden) "I wish I were black. Then I could snort cocaine, smoke pot, have a racist pastor for 20 years and simply say I heard nothing, funnel money to convicted criminals (Tony Rezko), support the killing of babies that survived botched abortions, and have associations with known domestic terrorists (Bill Ayers) and still be considered a viable option for the presidency because of my skin color." |
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| 3. | obama | ||
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Call the president he's the next new president
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He a senator from Illinois yeah His criteria compared to John Mccain just isn't fair Cuz he's b-l-a-c- so the eyes are on he Through is pencil he write Legislation with the country on his mind And he don't cope ish Cuz he ain't got time Every second minute hour kkk wanna devour He got guards ready to pop him With their ch ch ch ch choppers Every brother mother sister cousin grandma wanna hump him Even got Hilary Clinton on the side ready to jump him Tell the Clintons naaaaaaaaah Couldn't catch him couldn't stop him They go by the party rules If you can't beat 'em you can't top 'em Thought you'd smack couldn't pop em Delegates couldn't cop 'em Bill Clinton couldn't help her Too bad she couldn't drop him Man Obama so I'll Obama goes here, Obama goes there Sayin' yes we can just like Michelle he sittin' in the deriere He travel to Arizona ready to cause some drama Hopin' Mccain don't comment Look at that bastard Obama He's too young he's too hip Negroes always causing problems His pale lookin' face got him lookin' like a goblin McCain McCain please don't vote for McCain First they up in office talkin' bout some heart pain Call the ambulance quick all you hear is sirens His temper isn't private Dang I hate a mad prick Don't you had a mad prick Plus Mccains an old prick Barack's a yonger guy so choose him He's the right pick But if you choose the wrong pick Your step-son will probably end... |
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| 4. | barack obama | ||
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An able president who, by not having anything wrong with his credentials, history, or thought process, brought out the worst in republicans. Starting from the moment he was announced as a nominee, all the way through his presidency, the republican party has pulled every dirty trick in the book, and, as you can see here on UD, they have resorted to the lowest of low: incomprehensible, vague and nonconstructive comments, mostly using the world liberal, as if it meant something other than "live and let live," as well as socialism as if we didn't already have socialized libraries, police/fire departments, schools, and post offices. He destroyed their party, and now they are licking their wounds while lashing out at anyone who tries to help. They SHOULD be soul-searching and re-evaluating their methods, or they will never be a formidable opponent to us democrats ever again, and will continue to provide Comedy Central and the rest of comedians around the globe something to make fun of. For now, collectively, they appear to be calling themselves anarchists (who still want religion imposed on their government), who will move to Canada to escape potential socialism, which is hilarious. I can't believe people still don't like Barack Obama, they honestly think McCain, Mr. Trickle-down-economics, Mr. Has-the-stupidest-person-as-a-running-mate, was a better candidate. You seriously have to have half a brain to have thought that. Ron Paul would've been far greater an opponent.
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| 5. | berlusconi | ||
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The great and magnificent Prime Minister of Italy. Look up his hilarious quotes on wikiquote.org. Besides being the PM, he's also a playboy, the former owner of AC Milan, and may other things. Did I mention that he gets lots of hot women? Berlusconi has said many great things, some hilarious, some wise and some both:
- on President Barack Obama: "Barack Obama being young, handsome and sun-tanned is going to get along with you the President of Russia swimmingly" "I'm paler than Mr Obama, because it's been so long since I went sunbathing. He's more handsome, younger and taller," --- when criticized for such comments he has responded, as he should, that his critics have no sense of humor -On his own balding: "I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out" -On his own aging: "It's the fate of the lion in winter: all his billions, all his television channels cannot rescue him from the mockery that rains down on the aged lecher, his powers visibly waning." -On those who don't vote for him: I have Italian citizens in too good consideration to think that there are so many voting assholes (literally: "coglioni", rude word for testicles) around which could vote against their own interests. I apologize for the rude but effective language." There's a lot more........ |
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| 6. | Barack Obama | ||
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1. Nice guy, good person, not too good of a president (albeit better than G.W Bush). 2. Seems to be hindered by INEXPERIENCE. 3. Great orator and good at giving the people of the United States hope and confidence. 4. A few years too young to be president(would've been better if he ran for president in 2012 or 2016) 5. Makes decisions TOO QUICKLY, doesnt think things through( i.e the $800 BILLION "stimulus package'' that in all reality DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING). 6. Unlike what left-wing nut jobs want us to think, he's NOT our savior. 7. Unlike what right-ring nutjobs want us to think, he's NOT satan either. 8. He really is a GOOD guy, he's just kindof INEXPERIENCED. Barack Obama should've stayed in the Senate for a few more years. Would've done better running for President in 2012 or maybe 2016, still better than Mr. Ed(aka George Bush).
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| 7. | Harford County, Maryland | ||
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Harford County was formed in 1773 from the eastern part of Baltimore County. It contains Tudor Hall, birthplace of Abraham Lincoln's assassin, John Wilkes Booth. Harford County also hosted the signers of the Bush Declaration, a precursor document to the American Revolution. The county was named for Henry Harford (ca. 1759-1834), illegitimate son of Frederick Calvert, 6th Baron Baltimore. Harford was the last Proprietary Governor of Maryland, but did not inherit his father's title because of his illegitimacy. Havre de Grace, an incorporated city in Harford County, was once under consideration to be the capital of the United States rather than Washington, D.C.. It was favored for its strategic location at the top of the Chesapeake Bay; this location would facilitate trade while being secure in time of war. Today, the waterways around Havre de Grace have been silted, one of the primary environmental issues of Harford County. Geography: According to the U.S. Census Bureau, the county has a total area of 527 square miles (1,364 km²), of which, 440 square miles (1,140 km²) of it is land and 86 square miles (224 km²) of it (16.40%) is water. The terrain rises in elevation and relief from south to north, with flat areas south of U.S. Route 40. The highest elevation, at 805 ft., is located near the Pennsylvania border in the county's northwestern corner. The lowest elevation is sea level along the Chesapeake Bay. It pretty much sucks. |
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