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8.
Place to get a mail order bride.
I couldn't get laid in the 'States so I ordered my wife from Thailand.
by the bg August 21, 2004
 
9.
1) a country in asia... thats fucknig awesome.
2) a joke you play on your friends, usually guys.
1) thailand woman: lets smoke, drink and have sex with my hot sister!
2) me: whats the capitol of thailand?
him: er...
me: BANGKOK! *punch in the nuts*
by fanatacist July 24, 2004
 
10.
A country that has been exploited by greedy westerners.
Property for Sale in Rawai, Phuket, Thailand.
by loei January 02, 2008
 
11.
Part of the golden triangle. Famous for it's golden beaches, exotic cuisine and it's women.
Thai people do not look Chinese or Japanese or Korean.
Desperate western men go there to seek happiness.
Desperate old western man: "I used to live in Thailand. Wonderful place."
by Philo** April 14, 2009
 
12.
A country from South East Asia that stole from neighboring countries through out the centuries. Such as the glass Buddha from Laos that supposedly FLEW to Thailand and is now chained down so that it wont ever FLY back home. Now trying to say Angkor Wat in Cambodia belonged to the Thai. Funny because the Khmer Empire is older than Siam. Another funny thing is... Why do people in North Eastern Thailand (e-san) speak Laos? um.. maybe it's because their ancestors and the land they stand on today are from the Lao kingdom of Lan Xang.

FUN FACTS: 90% of Thai's are ladyboys. So, if you order'd your bride from there. 90% chance you order'd a ladyboy.
Friend: I just plagiarized my essay for English class.

Me: Thats hella Thailand
by LanXangForever April 24, 2011
 
13.
A country in Asia where elephants are considered humans.
My wife is a thai elephant!
by bamb00 May 10, 2005
 
14.
A country where dishes are prepared as follows:

1. Walk down the neighborhood grabbing anything (living/non-living/etc.) you can lay your hands on.

2. Come home with your booty and dump the stash in a huge bowl of hot water.

3. Boil the stuff for a randomly chosen length of time.

4. Invite your mates over, grab the nearest peice of wood (to be used as sticks) you can find and swallow with your eyes closed.

5. Walk away from the table as if nothing had happened.
A good outcome of the above recipe is "Paad Thai" probably the yuckiest dish ever prepared in the history of Homo Sapiens.
by Vinaya HS April 28, 2005