TFBUNDY

Acronym/ Initialism
"Totally Fucked But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet"
Medical term.

"He's TFBUNDY"
"Oh. Shit."

TFBUNDY by LOLOLHIYARRRR July 31, 2008

TF-BUNDY

This was originally an acronym used by medical staff standing for Totally Fucked But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet. It can be used to describe a number of different types of patient:
1. Those patients who have a long-term medical condition which requires the expenditure of a great deal of time, effort and resources.
2. Those patients who are quite literally dying or in a Persistent Vegetative State or PSV.
3. Those patients who, although they may have a serious medical condition, are a total pain in the ass
Believed to have started in America, the use of this acronym has become widespread.

“Have you seen Malcolm? He looks like death, the doctors say it’s terminal.”
“TF-BUNDY! “

TF-BUNDY by AKACroatalin February 26, 2017

TF-BUNDY

Originally an acronym used by medical staff and stands for Totally Fucked But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet. It is used to describe patients who are quite literally dying or in a Persitant Vegetative State PSV or patients who although they may have a serious medical condition are a total pain in the ass. Believed to have started in America, the use of this acronym has become widespread.

That greedy fuckwit Malcolm's eaten something bad! He got taken to hospital in an ambulance, throwing up all over the place, now he's in a coma!
TF-BUNDY!

TF-BUNDY by Croatalin December 12, 2013

tf bundy 

Medical term. Stands for Totally Fucked, But Unfortunatly Not Dead Yet. A BBC news item highlighted the use of such terms in the NHS in Britain.

"Whats happening with the RTA in Bed 6?"
"TF BUNDY"
"Really? damn, I was hoping she'd flake out so I could go for a fag"

tf bundy by logiwardofthestate August 2, 2007

TFBNDY 

Stands for Totally F*cked But Not Dead Yet.

Acronym used on a hospital patent's chart to indicate discretely the the patients prognosis.

Junior nurse - "What is this Acronym "TFBNDY" written on John Doe's chart?"
Junior nurse - " I have checked in the Medical dictionary and I can't find anything"
Head Nurse - " Ah yes. No you wont find that in a normal medical dictionary"
Head Nurse - " It indicates a patents prognosis"
Head Nurse - " A poor prognosis"
Head Nurse - " It stands for Totally F*cked But Not Dead Yet"
Junior nurse - " Oh I see..."
Junior nurse - *Looks over to 'John Doe*
Junior nurse - "Hmmm that Totally makes sense. *nods*"
Head Nurse - " Don't you have other patients to see to?!"
Junior nurse - *nods*
Junior nurse - *Skips off, humming, to tend to the next patient*

Head Nurse - *shakes head*

TFBNDY by Darcyio February 18, 2014

TF BUNDY 

Totally Fucked but unfortantly not dead yet

That old man is a TF BUNDY!

TF BUNDY by fupha August 20, 2009