a gender-neutral term for he or she; may be used to eliminate gender bias in grammar. For example, instead of saying ‘Man is mortal, and he proposes and God disposes’, we can say ‘Man is mortal and tey proposes and God disposes’. Its other forms (objective and possessive) are tem (for him or her), teir (for his or her),teirs (for his or hers) and temself (for himself or herself).
Tey can cook teir own food by buying necessary materials temself.
If man will please God, God will also please tem.
means really boring or retarded. Usually used as an adjective to describe lame jokes.
Person 1: what do you call a monk that likes chocolate chips?
Person 2: what?
Person 1: a CHIPMUNK
Person 2: *facepalm* dude please never tell anyone else that joke. that's such a tey-leveled joke
Person A: What do you call a tortoise that likes water guns?
Person B: What?
Person A: Blastoise
Person B: *runs toward Person C* Hey, dude, listen to this tey joke that "A" just told me.
"Tey" is a term mainly confined to the realm of gaming, more specifically the airwaves of Xbox Live in such titles as Infinity ward's Call of duty 4 and Bungie's Halo 3. It is used to describe another players action's and in-game behaviors as being that of a noob. Its versatility as a word makes it a popular alternative to flat out calling other players a noob.
"Oh my god man you are so TEY"
"Mate you know that was so TEY noob"
"Seriously take the controller back from your mum because im here to play some games you TEY nub salad"