Textmerized 

adjective. A manic condition in which a person's attention is completely possessed by a text conversation or argument on a mobile phone, seemingly shutting out the rest of the world.

Jill tried several times to tell her husband Jack that she was pregnant with his brother's child, but Jack was textmerized by his argument with Kurt on why the Cubs are better than the Sox.

Textmerized by cyberobotic August 1, 2010

texturbed 

when you are very disturbed by the content of a text message

*girl receives text message from ugly guy*:
"hey babe wanna come over and bang?"

*girl says to friend*: "OMG i'm seriously texturbed right now!!"

texturbed by Lizbrez January 26, 2009

textured

Having a texture other than smooth

You could let your nail stay textured or apply the glossy top coat 🌮

textured by Amber (holosexual) August 10, 2017

textorize

Verb. textorized, textorizes

1. To, and of, the process of which to write a story, poem, essay, novel, screenplay, script, song, sketch, scene, television pilot, etc. Only exception is gangsta rap.

2. The process of and the event of entering a worth1000.com text contest.

3. The process of dancing an ode to the legendary smallish darkish grayish flatish piece of roast beef. Only used in parts of Finland.

1. That movie inpsired me to write my own screenplay. When I get home, I'm going to textorize all night long!

2. The deadline for the worth contest is in an hour. I'd better textorize quick!

3. She textorized in her wooden clogs.

textorize by theqissilent July 3, 2004

textured stranger

Masterbation technique where the user sits on his hand palms facing a slotted chair (metal grill chairs work best) until said hand falls asleep. Person then furiously masterbates with numb hand duplicating the sensation of getting a hand job from a person with textured gloves.

Last night I was in the garage so I gave myself a textured stranger.

textured stranger by bigantsavage June 9, 2017

textorize

To send obscene amounts of texts to someone before they have the chance to reply. Generally in the form of a "Chinese wall" of text. This action is sometimes deemed acceptable however, if it comes from a loved one, or love interest.

SMS:"Yo man! I thought I'd just let you know that blah blah blah blah...."
-Seven texts later-
SMS:"...and well, hope you have a good Christmas, Kwanzaa, and Hanukkah! OH! OH! And Happy New Year, man!"
Dude: "Damn! I just got fuckin' textorized. Good thing I don't ever text him back! ;D"

textorize by DylanDogMP12 January 8, 2012

Texturization

Texting someone.

Make sue you hit me up with some texturization laterz, innit?!

Texturization by WO-CREW January 20, 2017