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Textmerized 

adjective. A manic condition in which a person's attention is completely possessed by a text conversation or argument on a mobile phone, seemingly shutting out the rest of the world.
Jill tried several times to tell her husband Jack that she was pregnant with his brother's child, but Jack was textmerized by his argument with Kurt on why the Cubs are better than the Sox.
Textmerized by cyberobotic August 1, 2010

neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup.

Moxxie's first coffee order from Helluva Boss episode 6, "Truth seekers"
"what do you want mox?", " I'll have a neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup. they always spell it foxy or Roxy, i hate that. If you cant handle that i'll have a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."

texturbed 

when you are very disturbed by the content of a text message
*girl receives text message from ugly guy*:
"hey babe wanna come over and bang?"

*girl says to friend*: "OMG i'm seriously texturbed right now!!"
texturbed by Lizbrez January 26, 2009

texterizing 

the act of harrasing someone through text messages
"stop texterizing me, you fat girl with big boobs" - mellman
texterizing by nash+ February 2, 2006
The idea that only black women with hair that is loose or has well-defined curls (3A, 3B, and 3C hair) are beautiful.
“Because of texturism in the media, it’s rare to see women with coily hair presented as beautiful to the public.”
Texturism by •Miya_is_the_name• September 6, 2021

Skin Texture Pack

When someone cuts themselves in a specific place to the point where the skin has a different texture than the rest of their body.
Dude, that Emo chick just added a skin texture pack
Skin Texture Pack by Depressed77 November 12, 2021