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5. texture
To lecture on a text message.
My son lied, so I gave him a texture today. My daughter was being a brat, so she deserved to be textured.
1. texture
The outer surface of the vagina (folds, flaps, etc.), only noticeable when one is wearing tight fitting clothing.
When you wear that spandex to practice, I can see your texture!!
2. Texture
Texture is a text with a picture.
"Hey babe texture me tonight. Wear something sexy".
3. texture
To deliver a parental lecture via text
It's time for a texture you about commitment to school, your family and your job!

Mom, don't texture me!
4. Texture
To torture someone endlessly via text-message.
Julia (via text): This is the 5th time I've told you to take out the garbage! How many more times do i need to text you?

Eric (via text): Do not texture me anymore about this. I am a busy man and will not be bothered with this minutia. Do it yourself.
6. Texture
To lecture someone via text messages.
I never see my daughter so I have to texture her via the cell phone when she gets in trouble.
7. texture
In music, the amount of instruments/sounds playing at the same time. For example, a large orchestra would have a thick texture, but a folk singer with his guitar would have a thin texture.
"The texture of this piece is generally thinner than the one I heard before"
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