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texterbation 

I like texterbation with you baby
texterbation by diana gibson July 19, 2004
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Texturbating

the act of masturbating to dirty text messages; the cell phone version of cybersex.
Since Billy's girlfriend moved away, he spends all his time texturbating with her.
Texturbating by JBeeR December 17, 2008

Texturbating

Excessive use of texting, especially when in the presence of other people. Similar to masturbation but with a cell phone.
"Can you please stop texturbating while im trying to talk to you?"
Texturbating by cozmos0001 January 5, 2014

Texturbation 

Excessive texting in public. Is extremely rude, and will cause you to look pretty lame. Brought to the world by Lee Shealy, on a church trip last year.
"Wow, shes going so fast its like texturbation!"
Texturbation by TrinityUMC May 11, 2009

Texturbating

The act of pleasing, amusing or satisfying oneself by endless texting.
Jane was texturbating endlessly on her cellphone while Jack was sitting on the couch and watching TV.
Texturbating by ezjoe January 25, 2019

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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