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My husband is text message challenged. Therefore, I am his textretary.
by Spring Maiden April 09, 2009
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

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A person's sidekick who texts for the driver.
Louie never drives and texts. He has his own textretary to send messages.
by Anarino June 29, 2013
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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