textploration

The texts u send to people u havent talked to in a while, in order to explore whether they'd be down to hook up. Primarily used by former lovers or high school crushes. Usually done around holidays.

Dude 1: Fiona hit me up outta nowhere saying what's up.
Dude 2: She probably got played by that d'bag and she's doing some textploration.

Bro whatever happened to that girl you met at the gym? Damn I dunno imma use some texploration and wish her merry christmas. Hopefully it works and I get into her pants.

textploration by DanAjeigbe January 30, 2008

textposts 

Something created on Tumblr and spread through Tumblr and Instagram, usually referencing some aspect of popular culture and geared to be relatable and make audiences laugh.

I spent all night on Instagram last night, looking at Tumblr textposts.

textposts by That Tumblr Girl December 22, 2014

textploitation 

TV shows etc, normally targetted at teenagers, persistently demanding viewers to send text messages from their mobile phone (cellphone), either to win prizes or simply cast a vote (for their favourite contestant, for example).
Some TV programmes seem to exist for this sole purpose, with a flimsy game show format as the pretext for the programme, which is really quite incidental to the persistent demand to text the show. Texts are normally charged at "£1, plus your standard network rate."

"I'm not spending any more money voting on Big Brother - it's just textploitation."

textploitation by Beve August 17, 2006

Textplosion 

Recieving a high number of text messages in a short amount of time from varies people.

Jared- "Dam my phone has been going off for two mins with three days worth of text messages. It's a textplosion!"

Textplosion by flyin jay October 17, 2010

Textploited 

To be exploited through text messaging.

Bree: Andrew! I'm ruined!
Andrew: Why?
Bree: I've been textploited by Logan about me making out with Craig!

Textploited by Breeleigh93 October 16, 2011

textplain 

explaining something to someone in detail via text message

Tracy: Dude, how did you end up naked on the beach last night?
Adam: I would tell you now but it's just way too long, I don't feel like textplaining it

textplain by AdamAAAfzali October 9, 2008

textplosion 

noun - a massive amount of text messages sent in a drunken or kinetic frenzy and regretted at a later date.

I got so drunk last night that I sent Blake a textplosion. I hope he still respects me in the morning.

textplosion by thebdilly May 14, 2010