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textorist 

One who terrorizes another by sending a massive number of texts to his victim with the sole intent to (a) use up their free texts (if they are such a gignoramus as to not have unlimited texting; or (b) to simply overload their phone and time to delete all the nonsensical texts.
Jane is a real textorist! She texted me 653 times from jail thanking me for not bailing her out. I blew my free texts and my "delete" key! Ugh!!
textorist by Iamnotone May 4, 2010
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Textortion

The act of using cell phone text messages to threaten harm on a person or property for individual gain and/or benefit.

Based on a January 2011 criminal incident in Franklin, Tennessee where a man stole a cell phone, was offered a $100 reward "in-kind" for it's return, but instead demanded a higher amount - effectively holding it for "ransom."

Local media (specifically WTVF News Channel 5, Nashville) billed him as the "Textortionist."
On January 14th, 2011, 26-year-old Bradley Vaughn was arrested in Franklin, Tennessee - charged with felony theft and resisting arrest.

His victim had accidentally left his cell phone among the merchandise of a local retail store. When he realized he was missing it, he returned to find it had been stolen. Using a borrowed cell phone, he proceeded to text his own phone in an effort to retrieve it - offering a $100 reward for its return.

Bradley Vaughn allegedly returned the text, demanding $180 - effectively holding it for ransom. He instructed the victim to place the ransom amount underneath a glass of ice at a local restaurant.

The victim informed local law enforcement prior to the ransom exchange. Police set up a "sting" operation and, after a scuffle, arrested Bradley Vaughn - attempting to retrieve the bait ransom money left by the victim.

Local media reported the incident, billing Bradley Vaughn as a "Textortionist" (Courtesy WTVF News Channel 5, Nashville)
Textortion by specterpoint January 16, 2011

textorrhea 

The texting of abundant soft to liquified, smelly words
Getting tired of that person that keeps sending me so much textorrhea
textorrhea by vetclinician August 6, 2015

Textorcism 

An exorcism via text.
A textorcism.

Textorising 

When someone terrorise's you via text message.
person 1 He is terrorising me in these texts = [person 2 He's so textorising you!
Textorising by victoriann August 26, 2010

Domestic Textorrism 

When you terrorize an individual via texting them relentlessly, especially after they've asked you not to.

Like the old Pat Benatar song, "Stop Using Texts As A Weapon!" ... only you don't because you're just getting started.
Domestic Textorrism as it's finest:

Bob: 12:00 "I'M DONE! DON'T EVER TEXT ME AGAIN!"
Tammy: 12:01 "Text."
Tammy: 12:02 "Text."
Tammy: 12:03 "Text."
Bob: 12:04 "I Will Shoot Myself In The Phone If You Text Me Again I Swear To Gawd! Now Stop Texting Me!"
Tammy: 12:05 "Text."
Verb. textorized, textorizes

1. To, and of, the process of which to write a story, poem, essay, novel, screenplay, script, song, sketch, scene, television pilot, etc. Only exception is gangsta rap.

2. The process of and the event of entering a worth1000.com text contest.

3. The process of dancing an ode to the legendary smallish darkish grayish flatish piece of roast beef. Only used in parts of Finland.
1. That movie inpsired me to write my own screenplay. When I get home, I'm going to textorize all night long!

2. The deadline for the worth contest is in an hour. I'd better textorize quick!

3. She textorized in her wooden clogs.
textorize by theqissilent July 3, 2004