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textorist 

One who terrorizes another by sending a massive number of texts to his victim with the sole intent to (a) use up their free texts (if they are such a gignoramus as to not have unlimited texting; or (b) to simply overload their phone and time to delete all the nonsensical texts.
Jane is a real textorist! She texted me 653 times from jail thanking me for not bailing her out. I blew my free texts and my "delete" key! Ugh!!
textorist by Iamnotone May 4, 2010
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textercising 

The act of sending text messages whilst exercising
I was on the treadmill textercising yesterday because i was bored with just running.

"running is so boring" "have you tried textercising?, its great , you can text and run at the same time !"
textercising by raymaas February 17, 2010

Textercising 

You: Hey, Whaddup?
Me: Ntm, Chilling out listening to tunes, textercising. You?
Textercising by < Miss.La > September 23, 2010

Textorcism 

An exorcism via text.
A textorcism.

Textorising 

When someone terrorise's you via text message.
person 1 He is terrorising me in these texts = [person 2 He's so textorising you!
Textorising by victoriann August 26, 2010

Domestic Textorrism 

When you terrorize an individual via texting them relentlessly, especially after they've asked you not to.

Like the old Pat Benatar song, "Stop Using Texts As A Weapon!" ... only you don't because you're just getting started.
Domestic Textorrism as it's finest:

Bob: 12:00 "I'M DONE! DON'T EVER TEXT ME AGAIN!"
Tammy: 12:01 "Text."
Tammy: 12:02 "Text."
Tammy: 12:03 "Text."
Bob: 12:04 "I Will Shoot Myself In The Phone If You Text Me Again I Swear To Gawd! Now Stop Texting Me!"
Tammy: 12:05 "Text."

Textercise 

The act of texting; to text
They textercise like crazy
Textercise by jbrown101st January 29, 2009