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Textratary 

A person who operates your handheld device while you are driving or otherwise incapacitated.
My girl Nena is my Textratary when we go on road trips. She's awesome! I can keep up with all my texts while I'm driving! I love multitasking!
Textratary by ReyMon! October 29, 2010

Textdrawal

The feelings and behaviour changes that a person experiences related to the abrupt discontinuation of either receiving text messages or sending text messages after heavy or prolonged messaging with one specific person or other persons.
After two days and no messages from Cynthia, Tedday began to experience textdrawal.
Textdrawal by Candace M January 19, 2008
A word that is generated by the same finger pattern on a cell phone keypad when using predictive text.
A textogram of "I SIPPED my juice" is "I PISSED my juice"
textogram by udu1 July 27, 2010

textamarketer

Similar to a telemarketer, a textamarketer spams you with unwanted information in an attempt to sell you things you never wanted via text message.
While I was at dinner, some textamarketer blew up my phone trying to convince me I could get $30,000 working from home-- how ridiculous!

Textratary 

In cities where there are bans on texting while driving, the textratary is the title given to any person, usually whomever is sitting in the passenger seat of the car, that will type out your message for you so that you can have a conversation with your friends. The only down side to this is that the textratary could end up talking to all of your friends while your driving.
As soon as Jim gets in the car he gives his phone to his textratary so that he can focus more on the road.
Textratary by Crusnik151 January 7, 2010

Textamaniacaholic

An individual who while way of the legal limit of alcohol consumption sends text messages at a rate of or equavalent to 60 texts per hour.
Nathan stop. Sure you proved that you can finish that handle of rum yourself. But instead of talking to me your just sending me texts. for Hitlers sake i'm right in front of you. I think its time we take you too Textamaniacaholic's anonymous.
Textamaniacaholic by Abe Labeau August 17, 2009