textflection 

An ironic word portraying the lack of inflection in a text. This usually results in tragic, humorous, and often very confusing miscommunication.

Female: I can teach you something
Male: What you gonna teach me?
Female: To do the dishes.
Male:(thinking it was a romantic advance and got false hope) Damn... Another innocent victim of textflection.

textflection by TheBossGhost May 14, 2013

textile challenged 

Someone that can't keep clothes on. Either because they can't stand the way fabric feels against their skin, feels sufacated or restraint in freedom of movement or they just plain want to be naked and feel the air all over their body. A Textile Challenged person would have a really hard time swimming in clothes, wet fabric against their skin would be like fingernails scratching on a chalkboard to others.

Tioti is so Textile Challenged you can't take him anywhere in public, he might strip.butt ass naked

textile challenged by Naked Kayak Dude July 4, 2018

Textopiling 

to talk to someone next you via text message.

Me and becky were in the car textopiling so my mom couldn't hear our convo about boys.

Textopiling by Jupiter Beam January 13, 2008

Textoplectic 

Conveying through text messaging your apoplectic rage.
A description of a series of escalating texts back and forth between two or more people in a series of text messages.

Coined by Dr Roger Hadley in Loma Linda, California on May 31, 2018 after looking at his phone and reading a series of messages.

Linda went textoplectic

Textoplectic by Loma Linda Dictionary June 11, 2018

textfiles.com 

An indispensible web site where one can find term papers, outdated hacking info and bomb recipes all in the same place, circa 1980's and culled from the old BBS system.

textfiles.com is the best.

textfiles.com by Mortenson February 9, 2004

textile 

n. A non-nudist.
adj. Of or relating to non-nudists.

"Naturists do everything textiles do, except nude! Nude or clothing-optional beaches are just like textile beaches, except the dress code."

textile by ManaUser July 26, 2006

textophile

The new generation of cell phone text message communicators. Some times known as generation text. A textophile is someone who spends more time text messaging than actualy speaking. A textophile will opt to send a text message in place of a phone call. A textophile will be found texting in the midst of conversations, at in-oppertune moments, socialy unacceptable situations.

Textophile: text, IM, facebook

textophile by Highcountry June 8, 2009