Textistential Crisis 

Angrily texting your friends and family late in the night about politics after having too many Miller Lite's

In the throes of a textistential crisis, Eric Trump messaged his old friends, late into the night, about their own immoralities.

Textistential Crisis by _pone_ July 31, 2020

Textist 

One who is prejudiced against or antagonistic towards communicating primarily or frequently via text.

I’m not sure this girl digs me, she doesn’t respond to my good morning texts

Dude, maybe she’s just a textist

Textist by grayhat September 3, 2022

Texties 

besties (best friends) who send each other an obscene amount of text messages and quite possibly communicate more often via text than in person or over the phone

Scott and I are texties, so we can talk about our friends while they're in the same room without them ever knowing!

Texties by moumou July 7, 2009

Textism 

Pneumonic devices or shortening of words into text form such as LOL, OMG, TTYL, L8R, H8, luv, ect.

I hate the textism LOL people use it to much, whatever happened to LMAO or ROFL

Textism by allicov August 3, 2010

Textist 

Someone who propogates sexist opinions through the medium of text messaging. Can be male or female.

Jane: I've just got another text from John

Jill: What does it say?

Jane: 'Who let you out of the kitchen?'

Jill: John is such a textist!

Textist by spamwonderfulspam June 17, 2009

Textistentialism 

The process of self-actualization and realization by means of texting, tweeting and other electronic connections. The philosophy driven by the belief, I text, therefore I am.

Watching people on the train furiously tapping messages into the ether on their smart phones, Chad wondered if he was surrounded by the followers of Textistentialism. Chad didn't like the textistentialists and wished he could move to a shack in the hills.

Textistentialism by Biff Crashly October 16, 2009

textist 

Hatred towards a font color. This word never applies to anyone who uses a cellphone.

-Definition 1-
Super_LP - yo whats up n-words
1220 - the internet is text based, we don't have a race.
Flamekahn - Well I don't like the color of your font.
scrag_10 - Textist!

-Definition 2-
whwhwa1334 - I can't read your font, it's to bright
Brightyellowfont - Textist

textist by scrag_10 November 12, 2007