Hrmm... phone in hand, reports of swerving in and out of the oncoming late, and a dead person in the other car... yep, looks like a clear cut case of texticular homicide! Put the phone down mam' and get out of the car. I SAID PUT THE PHONE DOWN! NOW!!! ...YES GOD DAMMIT...NOW!
by Mystery Meat 4U October 21, 2010