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A unique trait that can be acquired by either male or female.
Typically driven towards a more feeble subject, texticles are the fictional body part that one posesses while texting mean, hateful or foolish words/phrases to another subject simply because he/she does not have the confidence to verbalize the opinion in the flesh. Alcohol tends to play a supportive role in the realm of texticles. He must have a solid pair of texticles if he thinks he can get away with texting me at 4 in the morning looking for a fight.
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| 1. | texticles | ||
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Noun, referring to the presence or absence of balls needed to text a girl. Lance: Man, I really want to text Vanessa but I'm kind of scared.
Blake: Come on, dude, grow some texticles. |
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What some folk have that makes them think they can talk big to others from behind a keyboard on their faggoty little iPhone. Typically found on internet forums, where the above dwell like light-hating troglodytes waiting to spring upon and shred anything regardless of its validity or reason. New guy to game: I have a question about this quest objective, I can't seem to unlock it.
D00d with texticles: lololol L2P newb! Don't make come over and fuck you in the ear!!!!11!!1 NGTG: Really? I just asked a simple question, that's not necessary. D00D: GFYS!!1 Go DIAF nub! I'll come to your work and piss on your desk and rape your cat!11!!! LAWLZ!!!!11! Other guy in forum: Ignore him, new guy, he found an exploit and has been griefing everyone. I think his texticles just dropped the ther day and he thinks he's hot shit. D00D: muthafucka i am 6'10 320 pouns jujitzu and mooey tie 8 dan streetfighter i will pwn u irl an u lucky i canno leave the st8 becuz im on paroll for killing tre fools that talk shit to me. |
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| 3. | texticles | ||
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Lacking the balls to talk to someone face to face, only showing bravery via text messages "Did you hear Joe dumped his woman by text the other day?"
"Yea, he has a huge set of texticles" |
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When you can say anything via text messaging that you can't say outloud or to another person "That bastard had the texticles to break up with me instead of saying it to my face!"
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When a guy only texts you, and doesn't talk to you in person, he doesn't have real testicles. He has texticles. He doesn't have the balls to talk to me! He's just got texticles.
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| 6. | Texticles | ||
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Text messages sent inadvertently by ones testicles when the phone is, for example in ones pocket, while walking. Oh great, more texticles from John. He needs to have himself neutered.
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People who only get the "balls" to say something over text messaging. Look at the set of texticles on this guy!.. Bet he wouldn't that to my face.
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