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Unlocked Textallion Achievement 

Making a girl climax by stimulating her solely through text messages. Bonus points if no photographs were used. 2X points if you were multitasking the entire time.
-How is being home for break?
-Eh not bad, just unlocked textallion achievement with a girl from school. Totally did it while solving a calculus problem too!
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textationship 

a friendly, romantic, sexual or intimate relationship, either brief or long-term, between two people whereby text messaging is utilized as the primary form of communication throughout, oftentimes due to one person's unwillingness and inability to express their feelings, unless at an impersonal level where senses, details and answers to questions and/or subject matter are intentionally avoided at the expense of disregarding and neglecting the need for sharing, giving, conveying a complete, forthright and respectful reply by other means of technology or face-to-face discussion.
My best friend ended the textationship with his girlfriend because of the many hours he was expected to spend engaging in arguments and discussion through text each day.
textationship by LaMachineary November 13, 2015
A conversation/dialog with another individual via Text Messaging.
I was having a textation with my 18 year old daughter about her desire to get a tattoo.
Textation by Kenn Edwards January 8, 2008

Textashionship

A relationship that only consists of texting.
Kathi and I have formed a textashionship afer meeting online.

Textlation 

When you misunderstand a point someone is trying to convey through an all text medium (cell phones, internet chatting, etc.) because you are unable to see their body language, or hear the fluctuations in the tone of their voice.
I messaged her saying I was going to kill her, but my sarcasm was lost in textlation. Now I have been arrested for threatening her life.
Textlation by Sheski April 19, 2010
A conversation that takes place entirely through text messages, whether through instant messaging, sms messages, chat rooms, message boards or posting on each other's home pages.
"Did you talk with Dominic last night?"
"Sort of, we had a textation."
textation by Mel from Hell January 8, 2009

textlation 

It is the way someone interprets what you text them in a totally different way then what you meant ...
I am not being rude, it must have gotten lost in textlation. Just call me.
textlation by Ms4lfclvr December 12, 2013