Deterioration of rational thought from prolonged exposure to idiotic questions.
Justin: " Excuse me, math professor. Where can I find these mythical trig identities you speak of?"
Math professor: "You could try your text book."
Class: "I can feel the Woodhouse Effect growing."
People who say nothing in person, in school, at work, on the phone, in a text or anywhere in the world but says EVERYTHING on facebook, likes pretty much everything, comments on everything and post status every hour like "I just gave my cat a pickle, he didn't like it." that doesn't help anyone else out or is humorous in any way. It's just annoying that they don't have the balls to speak in real life plus they look angry pretty much all the time and has a small group of friends.
P.s. they also use a shitload of shortened words or text language or watever its called.
Girl 1= talkative girl
Girl 2=Silent Facebook
Girl 1:Hey hows was your day.
Girl 2: good.
Girl 1: What did you do?
Girl 2: Nothing
Girl 1: What are you gonna do today?
Girl 2: Idk
Girl 1: Hey it was nice talking to you at __________
Girl 2: Thanks you too, I really like your shoes we should hang, I like have to tell you stuff, let's go to the mall, I wanted to ask Bobby out but he's your Ex so I don't know but anyway Im on my period lol but I ran out of tampons guess Im unlucky lol, but yeah, ok, like see ya.
the act of getting completely hammered and talking in the language of Rengenese where nobody can understand you. Some symptoms may include:
-slurred speech (usually with some kind of foamy spit)
-starting sentences but never finishing them
-a metal dart fully penetrated into your abdomin
-opening your phone and pretending to text
-being unable to speak in general
-wanting to fight everyone but never following through with it
-flipping tables while a drinking game is going on
-giving creepy hugs
-taking your shirt off as a tatic to pick up girls but not talking to them
-fucking any slopopotamus's in the general area
-not remembering any of it in the morning
ya dude you tried to fight me last night, you were totally Rengered
A quick easy way to say "just in case" because in this day and age typing 3 words is just to hard.
Good for texting, facebooking, tumbling, and just being lazy.
Don't forget to bring extra condoms to prom, jic.
I hope it doesn't rain but I'll bring and umbrella jic.
The point when consuming alcohol when one becomes too drunk to perform simple tasks and functions.
After that last shot of whiskey, I lost my ability to text or speak coherently. It must have been intoxitardation.
1337 (leet) speak for elitist;
connotation - preferring to keep company with other "geeks";
for use in text only
geek 1: Who's that girl in class?
geek 2: Jane?
geek 1: Does she talk to anyone?
geek 2: No. She's a real e1337st 8i7ch.
It's an acronym for Delete your Facebook. The proper use for dyfb is when one says something that you find offensive or just flat out dumb one would respond with dyfb or delete your facebook.
It works on many levels due to the fact that facebook is such a social norm that without one you basically do no exist. It's almost like telling someone to shutup or to go die.
Boy 1: I just tripped up the stairs
Boy 2: dyfb
Girl 1: I'm so in love with my boyfriend!
Girl 2: It's been like two weeks, just dyfb.