|1.||text message heart attack|
Getting a text message while zoning out or in the middle of the night (while sleeping, preferably) that scares you out of your skin, gives you a quick adrenaline rush, then leaves you with a slightly worn down heart and a bad message from someone you don’t really care that much about.
I got a text message heart attack last night when you woke me up at 2am with your pointless message!
|2.||Text message pimp|
-person who can spit mad game via the text message
-responds to all messages in less than 6 seconds
-sends sex texts on regular basis
-has "hey whats up" as a quick text
-master of the text message lingo, "aight i ttyl lol"
-has cell phone within arms reach at all times
"Damn he hit me back quicker than jimmy crack corn, that text message pimp!"
|3.||text message boyfriend|
A man or boy that maintains pseudo - romantic relationships through text messaging. He rarely relies on any other form of communication. These men may have a hard time communicating over the phone or in person. This may also be a guy who is Just Not That Into You. The text message boyfriend may stem out of the myspace boyfriend category
-Did you hear from TMB today?
-Text Message Boyfriend just asked where I was.
|4.||angry text message|
When you send a text message that expresses extreme anger.
Wayne sent an angry text message to Dee last night.
|5.||Wheel of Fortune Text Message|
A text message that is missing vital letters that complete the message and help make sense of it.
These messages are usually composed by people that strive to save money by using as little characters possible in a text message, thus altering the message to make it relate to that of an uncompleted word puzzle from Wheel of Fortune.
Text Messenger #1: "hlo, wts up... u cmn ovr frdy?"
Text Messenger #2: "lol, nice Wheel of Fortune Text Message"
|6.||acoustic text message|
writing using text message language on a sheet a paper with a pen.
Johnny wrote Jen an acoustic text message in class yesterday. It said:
Jen: 10, f, LA. u?
Johnny: 11, m, Hollywood. now, lmao.
Jen: me 2.
The teacher took it up and didn't understand what it said.
|7.||text message chicken|
Text message chicken is the game of text messaging back and forth between you and another person where the weakest person gives up and just calls the other person.
Lee: Hi, I didn't feel like text messaging anymore and so I am calling you instead.
Emily: You just lost a game of text message chicken, loser.