text message break up 

the lamest most retarded thing anyone can ever do with a cell phone.

text message break up scenario: when kelly was broken up with via text message, she went alanis morrisette on her ex bf foreva, betch!

text message break up by kelly, betch! July 14, 2007

Text Message Purgatory 

The residence of a lost text message that has already been sent, but has not been recieved by anyone.

Girl "Did, you get my text?"
Guy "naw, sorry, must have been in text message purgatory... by the way, I think we should break up."
Girl "I texted that I was pregnant..."

Text Message Purgatory by dA_pAckage January 10, 2011

text message fiend 

a. One who sends in excess of 100+ text messages per day.
b. One who can type faster with a cell phone that with a keyboard.

High school is the primordial ooze from which the text message fiend crawled out from.

text message fiend by Interstate Pirates Inc. January 11, 2006

text message breakup 

to break up with someone via a text message. Highly looked down upon in the dating world.

"You cant text message breakup with her, no girls will ever date you again"

text message breakup by Gtron January 1, 2007

Text message romance 

When you like someone when you're talking to them over text but feel nothing towards them in person.

Hannah: You see I like Ryan when we're texting, but in person he's nothing like he is when we text.
Samantha: Girl, you're having a text message romance.

Text message romance by AJAJAJAJAJAJAJ January 18, 2009

text message boyfriend 

A man or boy that maintains pseudo - romantic relationships through text messaging. He rarely relies on any other form of communication. These men may have a hard time communicating over the phone or in person. This may also be a guy who is Just Not That Into You. The text message boyfriend may stem out of the myspace boyfriend category

-Did you hear from TMB today?
-Text Message Boyfriend just asked where I was.

text message boyfriend by TMGF December 9, 2008

text message breakup 

Something even a person old enough to be a grandmother and raise two adult children, own a home and have a stable career will do the day after she texted that you are the best thing that's happened in years and she loves your company so much.

A text message breakup is the sign of a person's true lack of class or character that cannot be fixed and will happen again if you let them have a second chance.

text message breakup by Art Anderson February 28, 2015