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Text Dating 

When seemingly innocent flirty text lead to a full on text relationship. When your textpectations are met with that "good morning" or "good night" text from your text lover. Or when all phone contact is eliminated and you spend hours detailing messages to your text lover about your day, life, etc.
"I think I'm text dating someone?!?!"

"All you do is text each other all day... your text dating him aren't you?"

"This guy that I'm text dating is so hot!"
Text Dating by J.G.R. October 2, 2007
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Text door neighbour 

The people who are a digit either side of your phone number- Many a friendship has been struck up by saying hi to a text door neighbour.
Woody- 'Hey Dan, what happened when you got in touch with your text door neighbour?'
Dan- 'Absolutley nothing witheither of them- both were nutters!'
Text door neighbour by dan_the_01 October 6, 2008

Text Ditching 

when a texting conversation inexplicably stops with no reasoning probably due to phone battery, forgetfulness, or business but leads to text anxiety
Yeah I was texting Haley for a while until but now I think she's text ditching me
Text Ditching by KittyKatBigBoi January 2, 2009

Bad Text Decision 

Bad text decisions are the texts that you know you should not, under any circumstances send, but you do. Often committed whilst super high or drunk, these texts seem like a good idea until you have pressed send. One common characteristic of bad text decisions is when you will ignore your friends' queries into who you are texting until said text is sent. After informing them, good friends will usually confiscate the phone.

Can also be shortened to BTD.
"So, is it bad if I just texted Kevin and told him I wanted him?" "You mean oldman creeper Kevin? Yes, that was a terrible idea, give me your phone before you make any more bad text decisions."

text dump 

When someone you are in a relationship with breaks up with you through a text. NO phone call or face to face, but a text dump.
Can you believe that jerk? He pulled a text dump. I knew I should have text dumped him when I had the chance.

Text Dissertation 

Sending multiple texts which far exceed the 160 character limit of a standard text message that often includes superfluous details; typically involves complex conversations that should take place via email or phone call.
Diane: Did you understand the point I was trying to make in my text?

Chris: You mean your last 16 texts in a row? No, Diane, because I didn't have time to read your text dissertation. Just call me.
Text Dissertation by Tippy_CJM February 25, 2012

text duet 

The act of texting song lyrics from one person to another via cellphone text service or IM or email.
To Cellie:I'm bringin' sexy back
Them other boys they don't know how to act.
I think it's special... what's behind your back
So turn around and and I'll pick up the slack

To Sarah:--TAKE IT TO THE BRIDGE!

To Cellie:Dirty Babe
You see these shackles baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way

To Sarah:--TAKE IT TO THE CHORUS.

To Cellie: Haha, that was the best text duet yet!
text duet by Cellie October 29, 2007