| 1. | gang text | ||
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The act of multiple people sending identical text messages to an individual at the same time, usually to a homie in a mocking or taunting fashion. Chris - "Yo I heard Mark is out tonight with da kids and wife at the carnival"
Age - "Snap!! he must be cranky, yo!" Sweede - "Word, let's gang text him" John - "Trudat, let's send 'Yo, score us a goldfish'" Chris - "Chyeah, that's genuis" |
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| 2. | Text-o-motive | ||
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1. A "Texto-motive" is what a "Chain texter" drives to and from here and there. They THINK it is just another mobile device to be used to get a signal for texting. It is really a car, a truck, an SUV, a Semi, a Humvee, whatever... But they are so much of a text addict that they think of it as only another place to text. 2. "Text-o-mobiles" are the equivalent to a text-o-motive vehicle. 1. Man! If you paid as much attention to your driving as you do to your darn phone, your points wouldnt cost you so much per car insurance payment, b/c you wouldnt have so many accidents - you "Text addict'!
2. The lady in the left lane sat there FOREVER when there was a green arrow, no matter how much people were honking at her; she thought she owned a "Text-o-motive", or something. How annoying! My wife wanted to get out and give her a proper beat down! |
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| 3. | e-wife | ||
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A real woman who meets a real man on the internet and forms an intimate or close communication based relationship via email, skype or text. They discuss as husband and wife but never meet.
The converse is true for a male as in e-husband. e= electronic |
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| 4. | phantom text message | ||
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You could swear you feel your phone vibrate against your thigh, but when you look there are no text messages. You: (pulls phone out of pocket to check text)
Your wife: That better not be that little slut from your office texting you again! You: It was a phantom text message, honest! |
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| 5. | Text-Pecked | ||
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When your wife or girlfriend constantly texts to nag you about stuff. Wow, look at Bob, he sure is text-pecked. His wife is always texting him about something!
Her - I need eggs! Her - Did you... Her - Where are you!??? Her - When are you going to.... Her - I want Ice-cream. Her - Hello? Her - Are you there? Her - Come home now! Her - Bring food I like. |
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| 6. | Text Rage | ||
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when people get angry about a text that was misunderstood. This usually happens when the texter forgets that sarcasm and charming voices do not carry well via text. The textee then feels that anger or ill will has been presented and lashes out against the unsuspecting sender of the original text. Friendships have been severed and spouses have been murdered due to such trivial matters. It's amazing we are all still alive to read this bit of nonsense. Upon reading and misunderstanding his wife's text, he fell into a fit of text rage, throwing his cell phone across the room and watching it smash into pieces.
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| 7. | Horny Indian Programmer | ||
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acronym: HIP.
Horny Indian Programmer, or HIP is a term used to describe any Middle Eastern male with a computer who sends random Private Messages to women in a real-time text chat such as Yahoo. Generally, they are seeking to obtain Green Cards through gullible women. They are usually horrid spellers, although many are doing it on purpose and can probably spell quite well. I just got a PM from a HIP named Muhammed_Pushadi20002004 asking "U wat 2 b my wife, u come 2 india?"I iggied his damn ass.
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