|1.||text message break up|
the lamest most retarded thing anyone can ever do with a cell phone.
text message break up scenario: when kelly was broken up with via text message, she went alanis morrisette on her ex bf foreva, betch!
|2.||Text Message Breakup|
Recent statistics also show text message breakups automatically lower testosterone levels by 50%.more...
The Dreaded T.M.B:
"Hey bby I'm sorry but I don't think this is working out."
Congratulations, dumbass! You broke up with somebody though a text message... and you still have the nerve to call them baby in the same message you used to break up with them? Wow. Amazing. You did a 2 in 1!
...So now this chick is crying because she got the most devastating text message that has ever been sent to her sidekick. She reads the text message and calls him back.
So then, this dumbass doesn't pick up the phone but he sends another text message.
WHAT THE FUCK!??!?
So... the chick gets mad and she sends a 9 page message that contains at least 2 curse words per sentence... In ALL
CAPS... but no matter what the message says... it always ends in these words: "YOU'LL BE SORRY! " >=
you can't forget the mad f...
|3.||Text Message Breakup|
When a boyfriend or girlfriend doesn't have the guts to breakup in person so they end up sending a text saying they're breaking up. Similar to the email breakup where you breakup over email.
She's a bitch! She just broke up with me in a text message. That's so low!
I know man. The Text Message Breakup is the worst.
|4.||text message breakup|
to break up with someone via a text message. Highly looked down upon in the dating world.
"You cant text message breakup with her, no girls will ever date you again"
n: a text message which:
1- provides you or another person with "too much information"
2- begs for sexual favors, money, and/or a chance to reunite romantically
3- contains many misspelled words and poor abbreviations due to high levels of intoxication
4- somehow starts a blood feud between families
"Barbara's man just got out of jail and he is hard up. He's been sendin her text messes all night trying to get in her pants."
|6.||1st, 2nd, 3rd degree break up.|
1st degree: a planned out breakup. in other words, one of participants in the relationship planned out in advance to break up with his/her bf/gf.
2nd degree: a breakup following a heated fight. usually the day after, or right during the fight.
3rd degree: when the friends of the bf/gf says something to irritate the bf/gf and break the relationship off. even though the bf/gf did not intentionally break up with the bf, it is still considered a 3rd degree break up.
1st, 2nd, 3rd degree break up...
1st degree: Alex: "yo dude when are you going to break up with chelsea?" Steve: "probably next week, after i have some time to think about what im going to say"
2nd degree: Abby: "if you werent so jealous about all my guy-friends then maybe we wouldnt fight so much." Kevin: "well maybe we dont need to fight anymore because we're over."
3rd degree: Matt: "Yo rachel last night vinny was trashed! he was messed up!" Rachel(to vinny): "if you're going to hang out with your immature friends and get wasted every night of the week then i dont know if i can do this anymore..."
Vinny: "but i wasnt..?"
|7.||Text Message Purgatory|
The residence of a lost text message that has already been sent, but has not been recieved by anyone.
Girl "Did, you get my text?"
Guy "naw, sorry, must have been in text message purgatory... by the way, I think we should break up."
Girl "I texted that I was pregnant..."