normal person right next to them- WTF? did u just effing text me to tell me that youre sitting next to me? thats 1 effing dollar you freak!
text addict- *sleeping with phone under pillow* *phone vibrates and they read the text-
OMG I LYK LUV U!
from brad, text addicts fellow texting boyfriend
text addict- omg, i almost missed that!!