texas thin

Predominantly used to describe women who, in any other setting outside of The State of Texas, would be considered slightly larger than the average woman. Not 'fat', but bigger. Women described as such often also have a 'large' personality as well as posses a penchant for rather exaggerated up-do hair styles.

Bob: Dude, what's up with your date? You usually go for the anorexic type!
Shawn: What do you mean? She's hot!
Bob: Dude, she's fat.
Shawn: Nah, she's Texas Thin.

texas thin by Shawn Mahoney June 27, 2008

Two things from Texas 

Aka "Steers and Queers"

An expression for a party where a large amount of gay dudes and ugly women are present.

Jake: "Hey dude, how's the party?"

Danny: "It's two things from Texas"

Jake: "What?"

Danny: "Steers and Queers"

Two things from Texas by Casually Moral April 22, 2011