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2.
The process of putting your sweaty nutsac on the forehead of passed out buddy, or your girlfriend.
I just got back from the gym, so I gave Billy a Texas Teabag while he was passed out on the couch.
by Hans and Mike July 25, 2003
 
1.
To cover one's nutsac with tabasco sauce and proceed to teabag (put your balls on one's forehead) another person so that it stings their eyes.
How do your eyes feel after i texas teabagged you?
by aaa December 24, 2004
 
3.
a tea bag position with the ass on the face followed by a wet fart.
texas tea bag.
by mikegav September 03, 2008