This takes some preparation. First you have to take a massive oblong shit on your kitchen table/countertop. Then take the fresh dookie and immediately place it in the freezer. When the terd is good n' ready, call up some fly bitch and use it as a dildo to fuck her with.
Dude, I've been waiting all week so LaFawnduh can come over and I can give her a Texas Corn-on-the-cob.
by Robo January 03, 2005
When a man takes a shit and freezes it. Then a woman takes the frozen shit and uses it as a dildo.
Hey Honey, I have a Texas Corn On The Cob in the freezer. Do you want to have it after supper?
by longhairedluver April 12, 2006