Step 1: Grab the back of the victim's underwear.
Step 2: Pull up as powerfully as you can.
Step 3: Dump hot sauce down the gap.
Step 4: Enjoy
Texas wedgies are fun, if you are the one giving them.
A wedgie that is so hard it kills you, or it leave a texas-like shape on your butt, or it can cause you to bleed.
...In a changing room During Barack's childhood---
Fred-I didn't know you were from texas or loved texas?
Barack Obama-I didn't, some other black kids beat me up and called my a *ussy and that I'm a whitey! I hate crackers!! Why can't they get it through their heads? Some kids gave me a Texas Wedgie, see how it's in the shape of Texas?