Top Definition
when a guy put his hand on his dick but before he starts masterbating he sholves his dick and hand into his sexual partner and then begins to masterbate
caleb: where do you masterbate chris
chris: in your mom
caleb: hows that possible
chris: I just texas trouser her
by Juicy Pelvis July 03, 2010

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