Persons from Texas, the best state in the union, would be the largest if you didn't count that stupid hunk of ice Alaska, aslo only state capable of secceding from the us and functioning as its own country.
Also a Football team that would be decenct if they got rid of the the california pretty boy quarter back and drafted Vince Young.
And for all your notherner bitches who don't know what Dr.Pepper is its the God of all sodas and we make it here.
guy 2: He's a texan
(n) A person from the state of Texas
(adj) Of or having to do with Texas
btw, Texas is a modern state. Not podunk and white trash.
guy2: I was raised in Texas. I am a Texan
Texans do NOT ride horses to work, we drive the same cars you do. Except we do have big ass trucks unlike you guys.
Yes some Texans wear cowboy hats, but thats just part of Texas history and some people's tradition. And not all Texans are rednecks. Texans are also educated, as Texas is home to a number of prestigious schools. And Texans do NOT commit insest.
So now all you assholes who have never been here to Texas, shut the fuck up. I dare yall to come down here and say the shit you say on here. Your ass is gunna get shot after you get your ass whooped.
New Yorker 2: Cuz my aunt lives there and im guna visit her
(They get to Houston)
New Yorker 1: OMG ITS SO FUCKING HOT!!! DUDE that guy is wearing a cowboy hat, what a faggot!!
(Texan hears him)
New Yorker 2: Shit dude were fucked.
New Yorker 1: Why whats he guna...(gets knocked out)
Texan: Little bitch talk shit again i'll fuckin shoot your pathetic pansy ass.