Urban Dictionary: tew

2.	tew
	A word used as a substitute for "to", "two", "too", etc. Joelle said Sam is coming tew. buy tew mugs & shirts by Yuki Apr 28, 2005 add a video
1.	TEW
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3.	tew
	A dumbass illiterate spelling of too, to, too, two, 2, and tu-tu. Often means ‘too’, in the sense of ‘also’ or ‘as well’. I tew would like tew tewtews tew wear d’ring my play# tew!! Aww, I wuvv yew tew!! buy tew mugs & shirts by Victor Van Styn Aug 9, 2005 add a video

4.	tew
	all the meanings of two, to and too combined, so you don't have to know which to use, but have to figure out what the person means, to understand them. I have tew, tew. buy tew mugs & shirts contraction tew all the meanings by bread infection Nov 22, 2009 add a video