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A shortened form of "whatever", usually expressing disinterest or mild defensive derision.

Origin unknown, but likely formed simultaneously in numerous locales

Related to TEEV

Another way of saying "Lame"
1. (Dude 1) "Dude, let's watch Lord of the Rings again!"
(Dude 2) "Tev, you said we were gonna watch Jackass."

2. (Chick 1) "Gawd, I love that cookie dough ice cream!"
(Chick 2) "Tev, I could take it or leave it."
by Marcus Makuvitch March 05, 2007
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a short, extra dismissive form of "whatever". Derived from the middle part of the word (i.e. whaTEVever).
John: "You are such a bitch for two-timing me like that"
Mary: "Tevs."
by Cliff McDonald April 26, 2006
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Short from of "whatever". Expresses apathy while attempting to not be rude.
-Want to go to the mall with me later?
-Tev.
by Tay-tor. February 24, 2004
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A shortened form of "whatever".
Whatever > Whatev > Tev
Orginated in Wayne, NJ.
"Tev, mate."

"Should I wear pumas or chucks tonight?"
"Tev."
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A hip, easier to use form of whatever
Person A: "I think we should break up"

Person B: "Tevs"
by brilly May 02, 2006
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whatever, shortened to whatevs, shortened to tevs. (or tevz)

its not uncool, and its not cool.
its just for lazy people like me (:
Person 1: "That bloke is really fat"
Person 2: "Tevs!"
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Tera electron Volts. Refers to a quanta of energy with 10^12 times the amount of a singular electron Volt (eV).
1 TeV = 1.60217646 × 10^-7 Joules
by narong February 28, 2004
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