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Tectone: Someone who makes 10x more money than people who keep trying to cancel him for no reason
"Man i wanna be a Tectone"
Tectone by JoeTheDoughyBrain January 14, 2022
In spanish language.

A busty woman or girl, who have big boobs.
Esa mujer es tetona!"
"¡That woman is busty!"

"¡Soy demasiado tetona!"
"¡I'm too busty!"
Tetona by Grunge Psycotium May 24, 2016

tektonik 

A dance craze/music subgenre popular in France, characterized by French dudes with mullets and 80's retro clothes flinging their arms to electrohouse music.
Francophile: Hé! Dansons le tektonik!
Normal person: What the hell are you talking about?
tektonik by jarsilver August 5, 2008
When gacha games royally fuck you in the ass, especially after having spent excessive amounts of money.
gamer before wishing on gacha: i better not get tectoned rn

gamer precisely $500 and 10 minutes later: FUCK

Teutopolis 

A small town/village in central Illinois that:

-consists of mostly people with German heritage

-has one stop light

-has a public grade school that is sponsored by the town church

-has a better school and sport system than bordering Effingham

-"T-town" is almost considered an official town name

-School team name is "Wooden Shoes"

-I lived in for 5 years

-sucks if you're any religion besides Catholicism

-badly needs a football team

-is cliched as a place where incest runs rampant

People from T-town are usually called pair head by anyone who's not from T-town
Teutopolis is small
Teutopolis by 12345697565153 October 2, 2011

Teutonic Plague 

An irrational fetish for Germans, German culture, or those of German descent.

Characterized by instant attraction to anyone who looks efficient. If someone meeting that description is not available, one can express Teutonic Plague by half-hearted attempts to learn German, collect Kinder Eggs, or watch long depressing German movies, such as Das Boot.
1. "Oh man, that guy's little glasses, short cut hair and totally expressionless way of efficiently doing things is making me so hot! I must have come down with the Teutonic Plague!"

2. "I have the Teutonic Plague. You had me at Hallo."
Teutonic Plague by rose kennedy December 21, 2008