the fear of the number 4
tetraphobia is serious and you ignore everything that includes the number 4. you do not say 4 letter words, write them in essays or notes, eat 4 skittles at a time, have 4 buttons on your shirt, play a fourth on the piano, etc...
My boyfriend can't say "i love you" to me because he has tetraphobia and love is 4 letters long.
(1) Fear of being kidnapped by a -princess- pirate girl.
(2) Fear of there being a fourth piece of the Triforce.
AAH! MY SISTER WAS TAKEN BY A GIANT BIRD BUT ALL I CARE ABOUT IS NOT ENDING UP PIRATE FOOD!
What? There's no fourth Triforce! That would be a TETRAFORCE! I HAVE SEVERE TETRAPHOBIA!