Tetraphosphorus Hexoxide 

When a woman gets on all fours and there are 6 fingers in each hole.

Oh me and my friend did tetraphosphorus hexoxide on this girl last night.

Tetraphosphorus Hexoxide by Tetralover4 January 27, 2018

Teslaphobia 

A deep and abiding fear of Teslas.

We noticed that when little Albert was only about two years old that he was already suffering with severe Teslaphobia.

Teslaphobia by Dr Bunnygirl May 3, 2020

tetraphobia 

Irrational fear of the number 4. This is most prominent in East Asian countries.

In those regions, the number 4 in most Asian languages is a homophone with death, the main reason tetraphobia is prominent in East Asia.

tetraphobia by Intelligence001 August 17, 2016

tetraphilia 

An intense liking of the number 4, not to be confused with Teratophilia, which is defined by a sexual attraction to monsters.

Guy 1 "Hey, have you heard of tetraphilia? When people wanna bang monsters?"
Guy 2 "You mean Teratophilia, right?"
Guy 1, while sniffing glue "What?"

tetraphilia by Overlord Helen December 21, 2021

textaphobic 

Having an aversion to all forms of text, specifically text messages.

Matt: Why did you just text message me when you were two feet away?
Brian: You're so textaphobic.

textaphobic by Democratic Banana Republic May 1, 2009

Texaphobia 

The fear of the state of Texas and its geometric shape.

I don't want to go to Texas because I have Texaphobia!

Texaphobia by scaredoftexas June 22, 2011

tetraphilia 

An intense liking (possibly sexual) for monsters. The opposite of tetraphobia.

Mark: "Hey, have you heard about Wendy? She wants her boyfriend to dress up as Bigfoot the next time they have sex."
Duncan: "Tetraphilia?"
Mark: "Yup. I'd pity her boyfriend if she wasn't so hot."

tetraphilia by MegaMilkCosplayer August 18, 2014