Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft 

A miraculous life-changing surgery: side effects can sometimes change patient into turtles.

Robins dog came home from his Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft surgery as a turtle.

Lily: "How long did you--"
Robin: "Longer than I'm proud of."

Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft by anonymous888534 September 7, 2012

testudosexual 

\ test-oo-doe-seck-shoo-ole \ , adjective, noun;
adj.
1. of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward another turtle
2. of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse between animals of the order testudines
n.
1. a tesudosexual person
See testudophile

I finally came out of my shell as a testudosexual... no pun intended.

testudosexual by senoramonkeypants January 26, 2012

Illume-Testudines 

The action of fucking the brains out of a newborn turtle so hard that it starts glowing and ascending into the heavens, never to be seen again.

Me and my home boy went out illume-testudines again, sorry mom, sorry, sorry my sister had to witness it.

Illume-Testudines by BoogerAids July 14, 2023

Illume-Testudines 

The action of fucking the brains out of a newborn turtle so hard that it starts glowing and ascending into the heavens, never to be seen again.

me and my home boy went out illume-testudines again, sorry mom, sorry my sister had to witness it

Illume-Testudines by BoogerAids July 14, 2023