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testickle 

What's that testicle doing in my armpit?
testickle by devil herder July 11, 2004

testickles 

Adj:

1. Playful game in which a person named Tes is tickled.

2. The sexual act of gently stroking the testicles in order to produce a favourable outcome for the male in question. Overuse of this practice has led to an increased incidence of blueballs according to the North American Medical Journal.
Henry: Darling would you please perform some testickles on me?
Florence: Of course dear, just let me shave my knuckles first.
testickles by Superlicks February 9, 2010

testicel 

What you call it when people post pictures on Tumblr of them looking like a total Irish tard
Amy's a total testicel. She needs to fix her anus.
testicel by shitcake May 23, 2011

TesticKleaze 

An unguent used for the relief of dry, itchy, or otherwise uncomfortable scrotums.

"Every man needs to feel like a man."
"Damn, my sack itches. Hand me that tube of TesticKleaze, bitch!"
TesticKleaze by Schuermanator July 25, 2009

testickle 

Bob: Dude, my girlfriend dumped me yesterday. I gotta go to my neighbourhood testickle to get me a new one.

Bill: Oh I have a spare you can use. They had a "buy two for the price of one" offer going when Gina left me.

Bob: Sweet!
testickle by KickItYEAH May 30, 2011

Testiclela 

An annoying person that drives a Tesla... They are usually running their mouth about how cheap it is to charge their expensive electric car.
Here comes that testiclela John... He always goes on and on about how cheap it is to charge his $100,000 car. Moron.
Testiclela by The priest 2 October 13, 2022