A test one partner in a relationship (hereinafter “testing partner”) gives to the other partner in the relationship (hereinafter “tested partner”) to measure the level of insanity, irrationality, and insecurity of the tested partner.

The test consists of the testing partner telling the tested partner that he/she is going to be unavailable for a specified period of time. In its original form (inspired from a College Humor video), the unavailability was due to the testing partner backpacking in Europe (hence, the “Europe” test) for two weeks with his cellphone off to avoid roaming charges. However, the test is not limited to European vacations and can be adapted to any situation that involves the unavailability of the testing partner.

During such period of time, the testing partner cuts all forms of communication with the tested partner, including not replying to any correspondence by tested partner. This may include, but is not limited to, turning off his/her phone, not composing or replying to any email, text message, or social networking correspondences, etc.

The level of insanity, irrationality, and insecurity is measured by analyzing the resulting behavior of the tested partner. The tested partner “fails” the test if he or she did not behave in a manner the testing partner deems sane, rational, secure, or otherwise appropriate. Generally unacceptable forms of behavior include, but are not limited to, breaking up with testing partner, having sex with other people as a...

The worst STD of them all.

The person who commits the crime of having herpes and passing it along without alerting their partner or any future partners.

The amount of CRAP you put up with when you are in a relationship with someone. This includes one's patience to give the other person their way, forgiving them or looking past their wrongs and mistakes, and repeatedly having to give and not receiving the same amount in return.

This can be both a good or a bad trait to have. Patience is a virtue, but too much giving and not enough receiving could be interpreted as a doormat.

the commonly enjoyed act of copulation between two exes, regardless of how messy the break up was. Usually kept in secret (from friends and family), exsex has pros and cons: you don't have to wonder if the sex will be great or not, what partner enjoys most, or that you are sleeping with too many people. Cons are feeling dirty afterward, possibly contracting an std from your lying whore of an ex, or eventual emotion attachment and later probably shut down that some (very few) people feel during or after sex.

the almost instant denial of responsibility you may hear from a past or present sexual partner after informing him/her that you just tested positive for a sexually transmitted infection.

hawr, hohr or, often, hoor
n. a large woman who engages in promiscuous sexual intercourse, preying upon the intoxicated, which leaves the partner in embarrassment.

v. to act as a lucero.

Origin: New Mexico