Testiclous lackitious 

1) A guy who cheats while still saying he loves you.
2) A guy who is married or in a "committed" relationship and still hits on you.

3) A guy who says he's really interested in you and then has sex with another woman.
4) A guy who leads you on, tells you he has feelings for you and won't end the relationship he is in or begin a relationship with you.

Example 1-
Girl 1: I thought you were going to get with this guy?
Girl 2: I was but it turns out he's a totaly Testiclous lackitious!

Example 2-

Woman 1: So what happened to make you and your husband get a divorce?
Woman 2: I found out he was Testiclous lackitious.

Testiclous lackitious by TerinLu May 1, 2013

textaneous 

The immediate response you get to a text message.

No matter what time of day or night, Nick and Britt get textaneous responses when they text their friends.

textaneous by Jim and Tony August 19, 2008

Testaclops 

A person with one testical or to insult a person by saying he has one testical.

He learned not to hold his gun in his crotch while hunting. Now he is a testiclops.
Stay away from that guy I heard he's a Testaclops

Testaclops by unit13 January 22, 2010

testatious 

A person, thing, event that is always, without let-up, testing others; testing too much; over-testing.

Many people think we have an indifferent, punitive or testatious Creator.

testatious by WildHarp April 23, 2018