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Tessitore Effect 

Joe Tessitore is a college football announcer for ESPN. Any games that he announces is pretty much guaranteed to go down to the wire likely with a wild finish.
The Tessitore Effect was in full force last night when Joe Tessitore announced the South Carolina-Missouri game last night and there was a big comeback that sent the game into overtime.
Tessitore Effect by COSDawg1985 October 27, 2013

Ava Tessitore 

Ava Tessitore is a person born on January 20th, 2010 she lives in long island and goes to west Hampton beach middle school she has diabetes and plays basketball on November 14, 2022, at 2:13 pm she backed at a classmate in Spanish class.
"You know Ava Tessitore," " yeah?" "She barked at me today." "Oh my"

Tessitore 

Italian, Vital Function Parasite, A big glob of shit that; instead of taking the regular course down and out, it instead moves up, strangling as many vital and necessary parts and functions as it can.
Hey Jimmy, I heard a bunch of Iraq contractors are suffering from a Tessitore. The big piece of shit just keeps moving up on them strangling every vital function it encounters.

Yea Allan, I knew a bunch of guys at the Ice Company in Jacksonville who suffered for years with Tessitore. Like other parasites it seems to be a nuisance at first and then grows until it strangles its host from the inside out.
Tessitore by Wayne Hargraves May 16, 2008

testutoes 

The mot

Coolest person in the whole world
Testutoes is the most coolest person in the whole world
testutoes by Invertedkenma April 14, 2022

testutoes 

The most coolest person in this universe
testutoes is the most coolest person in this universe
testutoes by Invertedkenma April 14, 2022

Sleepy juice 

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.
I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.
Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024
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