Trrorism is a common mispelling of errorism. If you misspeel this werd, you're a terrorist so fuck you.

Terrorism is a branch of marketing. Unlike other dishonest marketers who sell you ugly cookies loaded with dangerous trans fats or homes that are on BTK serial killer's regular visiting list, terrorists sell you undiluted terror without frills.

The promoters of tarriorism were small mom and dad popcorn retailers. These poor business people used up their retirement funds to build large and beautiful popcorn eating halls hoping to make their money back. However, none of these popcorn eating halls were any useful. People just did not show up.

One day, an angry mom killed some unthankful non-customers in her own semi-deserted popcorn hall. The killing, witnessed by some innocent passer-by school children, was soon popularized in town. In a couple of hours, people gathered in front of the popcorn hall demanding to see more pay per view killings. That angry mom sold each of them a bag of hot and tasty popcorn, and killed someone in the hall once the popcorn eating seats were all occupied.

And the rest is history.
“Terrorism is best consumed with butter and your girlfriend”

~ Oscar Wilde on Popcorn
by Kodiac1 July 03, 2006
The systematic use or terror or unpredictable violence against government, the public, or idividuals to obtain a political objective
Today's terrorism is based on ill-defined radical or extreme religious beliefs who incorrectly target America and Her western allies
by Killa Kam April 26, 2006
The practice of bombing or otherwise being destructive in an attempt to create fear among civilian populations. Forms of terrorism include hijacking aircraft, suicide bombing, and shock and awe.
Nouns - terrorist, suicide bomber, George W. Bush
by Not Proud to be an American May 09, 2003
The unlawful use or threatened use of force or violence by a person or an organized group against people or property with the intention of intimidating or coercing societies or governments, often for ideological or political reasons.
The United States will do whatever it takes to win the war against terrorism.
by Tate Donovan November 28, 2004
actions made by one group of people to another group of people to envoke emotions of fear and sometime to destroy
the self proclaimed "diplomatic" action of the american government against the arab nations<in this case the intent is to destroy
by mista ska March 25, 2003
When people that dont look (or smell) north american, take it upon themself to blow shit up that doesnt belong to them or their family. Usually done by people with beards. i'm not stereotyping, i'm just being truthful.
terrorism is gay

"hey man are you a terrorist?" "sorry, me no speak english"
by feed May 17, 2007
Disagreement with governing establishment. Was popular in USA in 1960's and early 70's in respect of "peace keeping" initiatives in Vietnam. Unfortunately, US dissenters didn't have conviviction in their beliefs to do more than wave flags and shout slogans. Many other cultures are prepared to make violent, destructive protests to imperialist dominance that disgusts them. Now considered an offence worthy of termination with extreme prejudice by US government that clearly has the right to dictate standards of behaviour and culture to everyone else alive in the world.
We will rid the world of terrorism. Well, except for Europe, Africa, Asia, South America, the Middle East and the Pacific Rim. But if we achieve this, it'll keep us clear for another 20-30 years. However, we will declare war with no reason (I.E. No hostile actions) on any fucking sandnigger that threatens our oil supply.
From the "State of the nation as I really believe it" G. W. Bush, leader of the free world (IQ 67).
by notapaki August 07, 2003
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